All companies claim its most valuable assets are its staff, and their feedback is essential. Happy employees are productive employees. And a productive employee makes for a happy company. Therefore, any company survey is treated with great fanfare. Like a new testament - if the Messiah had a People and Productivity department. A survey is … Continue reading Screaming into the Void: The Pointlessness of the Employee Opinion Survey
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Piping Hot Revenge
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Nonsense.
To CEOs Who Still Believe Work is Discussed at the Water Cooler
Asking people to come back into the office is your perogative, but the reasoning is horse shit.
Corruption, Corporate Greed and Orange Juice with Pulp Triggering the Collapse of Society: A Theory
“It’s got a lot to answer for.” He said, apropos of nothing. I was in the Supermarket, reaching for some orange juice, when the gentlemen next to me declared this. My first impression was that I was being brought into a domestic dispute between this man and his personified orange beverage. And in those kind … Continue reading Corruption, Corporate Greed and Orange Juice with Pulp Triggering the Collapse of Society: A Theory
Demand More From Your Declarations of Affection
‘Happy anniversary, baby. I love you to the moon and back.’ an acquaintance posted on Facebook. ‘Thank you, baby. Love you too.’ Was the reply, alongside a litany of other equally tepid and tiresome responses from others unable to let five minutes go by without forcing themselves into someone else’s life. But, of the responses, … Continue reading Demand More From Your Declarations of Affection
Injecting Drivel into Your Culture Vein 