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I'll be posting various short stories and writing here, hopefully you'll enjoy them And, if you like what you read, any donation is greatly appreciated
Screaming into the Void: The Pointlessness of the Employee Opinion Survey
All companies claim its most valuable assets are its staff, and their feedback is essential. Happy employees are productive employees. And a productive employee makes for a happy company. Therefore, any company survey is treated with great fanfare. Like a new testament - if the Messiah had a People and Productivity department. A survey is … Continue reading Screaming into the Void: The Pointlessness of the Employee Opinion Survey
Piping Hot Revenge
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Nonsense.
Icke and Jones in the Great Tennis Conspiracy
"Out." The Umpire calls. "What? You're joking." Icke says, then turning to Jones. "You see what happens when you get too close to the truth - they try to silence you. Another victim of the Leftist woke agenda." "You missed the playing surface, David." The Umpire interjects. "Do we have to go through this every … Continue reading Icke and Jones in the Great Tennis Conspiracy
To CEOs Who Still Believe Work is Discussed at the Water Cooler
Asking people to come back into the office is your perogative, but the reasoning is horse shit.
The Midlife Crisis
The day the Pope got hair plugs it shocked everyone.
Icke and Jones in the Great Door Knock Conspiracy
After searching the whole house, David finally finds Alex in the cupboard, shaking. "There was a knock at the door," Alex stutters, his terrified head poking through the shirts. "But when I answered it noone was there." "Was it not the Amazon guy?" David asks. "Thats what I thought. But we've not ordered anything." "Interesting." … Continue reading Icke and Jones in the Great Door Knock Conspiracy
The Fast and the Furious Coronation
"You've been watching the Fast and the Furious again, haven't you?" Charles' hesitation was all the confirmation Camilla needed. "Whatever you're thinking, it's a no." "Oh, come on. I just think it'd be better if it's a car chase, not a procession." "No." "Just imagine it. A car hurtles down the Mall, pulls a hand … Continue reading The Fast and the Furious Coronation
Jacob Rees-Mog Wants You Back In the Office
Jacob Rees-Mog is ending hybrid working and getting his staff back into the office, as noone is around for his lunchtime games of hide-and-seek. He'd tried it over Teams, but the WiFi doesn't extend as far as the cupboard. So he'd end up under his desk everytime - Plus people find you as soon as … Continue reading Jacob Rees-Mog Wants You Back In the Office
The King and the Air Con
"Is air con standard?" Charles asks. "No, Your Majesty." The Coronation Event Manager says, confused. "It's just a Coronation carriage." "What about rims?" "Erm, just these I'm afraid." "It needs the fattest, most bling rims you got. And what about suspension? I want the stuff you see in that Dre video." "Your Majesty. I think … Continue reading The King and the Air Con
The Reconciliation
Three-quarters of the way down their fifth pint, it all starts to come out. "It's just…" Trump begins. "It's so hard to be respected. I thought lashing out would somehow get me it. But it didn't." "Same here!" Kim Jong-Un nods. "When you look a bit different, everyone's picking at you. It just started to … Continue reading The Reconciliation
Injecting Drivel into Your Culture Vein 