"Out." The Umpire calls. "What? You're joking." Icke says, then turning to Jones. "You see what happens when you get too close to the truth - they try to silence you. Another victim of the Leftist woke agenda." "You missed the playing surface, David." The Umpire interjects. "Do we have to go through this every … Continue reading Icke and Jones in the Great Tennis Conspiracy →

The day the Pope got hair plugs it shocked everyone.

After searching the whole house, David finally finds Alex in the cupboard, shaking. "There was a knock at the door," Alex stutters, his terrified head poking through the shirts. "But when I answered it noone was there." "Was it not the Amazon guy?" David asks. "Thats what I thought. But we've not ordered anything." "Interesting." … Continue reading Icke and Jones in the Great Door Knock Conspiracy →

"You've been watching the Fast and the Furious again, haven't you?" Charles' hesitation was all the confirmation Camilla needed. "Whatever you're thinking, it's a no." "Oh, come on. I just think it'd be better if it's a car chase, not a procession." "No." "Just imagine it. A car hurtles down the Mall, pulls a hand … Continue reading The Fast and the Furious Coronation →

Jacob Rees-Mog is ending hybrid working and getting his staff back into the office, as noone is around for his lunchtime games of hide-and-seek. He'd tried it over Teams, but the WiFi doesn't extend as far as the cupboard. So he'd end up under his desk everytime - Plus people find you as soon as … Continue reading Jacob Rees-Mog Wants You Back In the Office →