https://medium.com/@mattwilliamswriter/hacked-emails-reveal-what-trump-really-knew-about-ufos-429e016aa308 Day 379 Woke up feeling more positive. Can't just sit and mope around. Yes, the sessions with Bill and his friends did not go well. But I can see it now for what it was - a learning experience. Every performer is going to get negative feedback. That's something I'm going to have to … Continue reading Pennywise’s Diary: The Between Films Years. Part 1
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The Most [Information has been redacted] Day of Your Life
With the pandemic came a tsunami of conspiracy theories, influencing even the most steadfast of individuals. Unfortunately, today, that included Brian. ‘Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.’ Brian began, smiling at the doe-eyed couple in front of him. ‘Brought together by love. The love of Gareth and Jenny.’ Friends and family had gathered. Laughter … Continue reading The Most [Information has been redacted] Day of Your Life
Qanon …and on …and on
“Just wait,” Jake said, waiting for them to announce JFK. “It’ll happen … Any minute now. You'll see."
Carry On Illuminati
On a little known tropical island we stationed our headquarters. It was the height of summer and the humidity was oppressive. Politician was complaining about Betty Swollocks. She is a lady I have not had the pleasure of having an introduction with, but given the vitriol he was spewing forth it is one I am … Continue reading Carry On Illuminati
Pudding Trial
Dan‘s preoccupied with thoughts of pudding. “Brownie,” was the word that slipped unwanted from his mouth causing a ripple of laughter to pass across the room. “I beg your pardon,” said the Judge. Whilst his recurring dream of giving a presentation to some very important people, only to discover that he has nothing on, and … Continue reading Pudding Trial